She is a Tomboy if...
[...This post is based on personal experiences and any resemblance to a person living or dead is purely 'Intentional'...]
[Bharatiya Jan seva mein prasaarit :):):)]
1. You are 'woman' handled with punches/pinches if you do annnything
2. You are 'woman' handled with punches/pinches even if you DON'T do anything [Yeah buddy, there's no escape. Get used to it. Sooner the better]
3. She helps you out with a glass of cold milk (even sugar churned by means of Mixy.. heights of lazyness) with which you could have done wonders otherwise, even if you are a guy [Though what I had, turned out to be reeeal good ;)]
4. You look dumb [No matter what you wear]
5. You are an Idiot [...for no apparent reason and just coz she said. Better agree to it or get ready for points 1 and 2 stated above... If by now you are used to it then no probs :)...(I learnt to live with it the very first day:)]
6. All conversations start with "You better..." and end with "Thanks but no thanks" [..Well thats self explanatory..]
7. (Keeping in view above stated points and you considering improvement [according to her] as an option) Instead of asking her whats weird/wrong in you, rather ask what's good/ok in you [It would be over with just one word.."NOTHING"... This helps save time and energy at both ends]
8. She loves coffee but hates chocolate [...particularly in icecreams..]
9. She hates you as well [.. No comments..]
10. She thinks she is much smarter than you [because she IS..]
[PS: Comments and additions are welcome]
--- Pramod
[Bharatiya Jan seva mein prasaarit :):):)]
1. You are 'woman' handled with punches/pinches if you do annnything
2. You are 'woman' handled with punches/pinches even if you DON'T do anything [Yeah buddy, there's no escape. Get used to it. Sooner the better]
3. She helps you out with a glass of cold milk (even sugar churned by means of Mixy.. heights of lazyness) with which you could have done wonders otherwise, even if you are a guy [Though what I had, turned out to be reeeal good ;)]
4. You look dumb [No matter what you wear]
5. You are an Idiot [...for no apparent reason and just coz she said. Better agree to it or get ready for points 1 and 2 stated above... If by now you are used to it then no probs :)...(I learnt to live with it the very first day:)]
6. All conversations start with "You better..." and end with "Thanks but no thanks" [..Well thats self explanatory..]
7. (Keeping in view above stated points and you considering improvement [according to her] as an option) Instead of asking her whats weird/wrong in you, rather ask what's good/ok in you [It would be over with just one word.."NOTHING"... This helps save time and energy at both ends]
8. She loves coffee but hates chocolate [...particularly in icecreams..]
9. She hates you as well [.. No comments..]
10. She thinks she is much smarter than you [because she IS..]
[PS: Comments and additions are welcome]
--- Pramod
posted by Pramod at
7/09/2006 09:11:00 PM
2 Comments:
u are still alive after writing this..?then she is not a tomboy;)
By
Anonymous, at 10:15 PM
He he... nahhh... she has no time to read it ;-)
Thats why I played safe here :-)
By
Pramod, at 11:06 PM
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